You Never Can Tell

by Bernard Shaw from 1898

About

Shaw's 1897 comedy is one of his most good-natured: two independent-minded young people arrive with a domineering mother at a seaside town where their estranged father — a wealthy dentist — has settled, and the romantic and family complications that follow are resolved with unusual warmth. The play was Shaw's attempt to write a conventional commercial comedy, and it succeeds rather well: it is funnier and less polemical than most of his work, and the character of Valentine — a charming poor dentist who discovers love undermines his practiced independence — is one of Shaw's most engaging comic creations.

You Never Can Tell

Characters
15
Words
11.6k
Acts
4
Duration
~1 hr 27 min

Characters

#CharacterPlayerLines
1
VALENTINE
121
2
PHILIP
99
3
MRS. CLANDON
87
4
DOLLY
83
5
CRAMPTON
67
6
GLORIA
63
7
WAITER
48
8
BOHUN
23

4 sections

11.6k words
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1
Act I
3.2k23:43
2
Act II
3.8k28:38
3
Act III
2.2k16:30
4
Act IV
2.4k17:47